We are all about civil rights and civil liberties, which is why we are tackling the follow in our latest missive:

How to Deal with Workplace Bullying

A Young Katie Narrates Her Own Bully Struggle

The Story of Emmett Till

Harlem: Not as Black as it Used to Be

Rick Santorum's Obsession with your Vajayjay

How Portugal does Racism

Racists Just Don’t Know How to Act

New Hampshire Bins Affirmative Action (and the NAACP doesn’t care)

The Bill of Rights in B Minor

And more

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Welcome to 2012.

We are ringing in possibly the last new year of human existence with 40 minutes of this:

Our NYE Recap

The Week In Bateman: Happy Birthday Bateman!

The Old “cat meat stew” Caper

Discount Celebs: Joaquin Phoenix vs. Vincent Gallo

Advice on Advice: Sex Chat Room Entry

Porn in Public

And much more

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HYKI takes a long hard look back at the hot mess that was 2011 and brings the following memorable moments to light:

Biggest Bisexual News Stories

Down with Mashups & Glee

The Death of Doritos

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Canning & Layaway

Depression Era Chic

The Cult of Betty White

HYKI Man of the Year: Pepper Spray

Boo on Congress, Boo We Say!

Reality TV the Kazimir Way

Resolutions and Predictions

Prepping to Serve Alien Overlords

y mucho mas

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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HYKI is concerned about your safety and is here to support you through your holiday shopping. This episode is specially engineered to help you get through the aisles in tact. Roll deep (electronically) with us at the mall.

We provide you intell on:

Black and Blue Friday Recap Prep for Pepper Spray/Ninja Tactics

Beating Parking Lot Aggression with Passive Aggression

Inappropriately Hot Toys for Tots

Advocating Great Sex before Shopping The New Snuggie on the Block

Desperate to Downsize: Hiding a Job Loss at the Holidays

TWIB (The Week in Bateman): Olivia Wilde’s Giant-ass Forehead pt.2

Creating Xmas Memories Listener Mail!

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In this fine young cannibalistic episode we explore the ins and outs of holiday survival wherein:

Jacquetta Learns the Meaning of Kwanzaa

C-Notes for All

How to have a party at home

Competitive Holiday Games (or not)

Holiday Survival for Married Folk

Making Your Own Traditions

Adam Sandler vs. Rob Schneider

Booze and Being the Problem

And much more

Intro and Interlude: The Crooked Christmas Song by Dory Previn

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In a very special mini-podcast HYKI does Panama! Katie visits Jacquetta while she is down south availing herself of Panama’s superior medical facilities and chilling in the Casco Viejo--and boy does she have some adventures. Find out about Katie and:

The Wild Dog Situation

Hungry Monkeys

Fit Soldiers

The President’s Moustache

Improv en Espagnol

Y mucho mas…

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Thanksgiving is over—and that’s something we at HYKI are very thankful for.

Pleasse enjoy this post Tday episode in which we cover the following salient issues:

Miami’s Silicone Tranny Alley

Recreate wedding photos from a failed marriage

TWIB (The Week in Bateman) Arrested Development is Back!

Discount Celebs: Viggo Mortenson (The Road) vs. Andrew Lincoln (Walking Dead)

Delta Flight 666

Natalie Wood Mystery starring Christopher Walken

Y mucho mas

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 HYKI is thrilled to have interviewed the “illegitimate grandfather of improv” Jeffrey Sweet.

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It's the most stressful time of the year...and HYKI is there for you with our annual Tday Podcast. Find out how we do in the holiday season and how our founding father first did. It ain't pretty, but it's true.

House Native Americans

Thanking the Almighty for the Plague

The Pilgrim to Booze Ratio

Where not to Hide Porn at the Holidays

Jason Bateman Co-stars with Olvia WIlde and Olivia Wilde's 8head

Lobster Fest 2011

Fine UK Food: The Toast Sammich

and much much more

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Brevity is the soul of wit. In this pint-sized HYKI we entertain and are entertained by sketch heavy weights Katie Hartman and Leah Rudick of Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting. We get the skinny bitch on:

How They Got Their Name

What's Wrong with Them

Absinthe and Sketch Comedy

Taint Lickin' Fun

The Undeveloped and Overexposed Life and Death of Deena Domino (their latest opus playing now at The PIT)

y mucho mas...

Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting is a sketch comedy troupe from the cement bosom of New York Titty. Katie Hartman and Leah Rudick met at Sarah Lawrence College started making poop jokes immediately. Since graduating they've been tearing up the NYC comedy circuit with their unique brand of sketch and songs, performing at Upright Citizens Brigade, Caroline's on Broadway, the People's Improv Theater and many more. Their show at the 2009 Edinburgh International Fringe Festival was named “Biggest Revelation” by The Guardian. Other festivals include: Sketchfest NYC, Los Angeles Comedy Festival, Women In Comedy Festival (Boston), Ladies Are Funny Festival (Austin), Capital Fringe (DC), Out Of Bounds (Austin). Check out their videos on youtube.

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Happy Halloween.

We're not afraid to bring you this new episode featuring:

The Celebration of Jesusween

Ghost Hunters: Not 1 Ghost to be Found

What Scares Katie and Jacquetta

Paranormal 4: Herman Cain

Free Willy: 13th Amendment Rights and Orcas

Jason Bateman Vs. Adam Scott

and a lot more scary stuff

Please Enjoy

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It's head to head and toe to toe and such salient issues as:

Discount Celeb: In the Stables- SJP Vs. Katherine Heigl

TWIB (The Week in Jason Bateman): Another Dandy Quote

HYDKI (Hey, you didn't know it): I bought a laptop made of paper!

Advice on Advice: How to Gorge Oneself at a Buffet on the DL

Some Friars Wish Montezuma's Revenge

y mucho mas

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In Epsiode 23 we get down to brass tacks on:

Ann Taylor and Demi Moore go back in time

Katie's Brief Tenure at Tifiany's

Advice on Advice: Solid Teen Advice on Being a Grenade

HYDKI (Hey You Didn't Know It) Obsessive Phone Calls in the Hague

TWIB (The Week In Jason Bateman): Can't Get Arrested Development

Discount Celebrities: Vivica Fox vs. Halle Berry

Is Obama the New Will Smith?

y mucho mas...

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HYKI gets to tawkin' law with guest Greg Zenon, Esq.  In this episode we debate:

How to win the war against your locker

This Week In Bateman: How Jason Bateman enjoyed his youth (wink, wink)

Lessons on walking small

Tips on how to beat the breathalizer

Celebrity Discount: Gerard Butler vs. Russell Crowe

Why colonics and bathrooms go together

Not so secret disclaimer: Greg is Jacquetta's husband

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Luke Ward, hand model and sitcom revivalist writer for To Be Continued..., joins HYKI in the studio to weigh in on:

• Extreme Nail Biting
• Vampires: The Need to Feed
• Advice on Advice: That Darn Mrs. Web
• Small Wonder, Night Court, and an All Black "Friends"
• To Be Continued
• Freaky Ass Dave Coulier
• Larry From Three's Company
• Dance Mom's
• Bear Gryll's Enema
• San Fran's Nude Ban
• y mucho mas

Please enjoy!

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More about our guest

When reruns don't cut it, there's To Be Continued... Each month the TBC Players put on a brand new episode of a classic sitcom, written just for you. Not a lost episode, not a script lying around the writer's room, but a completely original take on your favorite shows. More than just fan fiction, To Be Continued...brings you back to TV when changing the channel meant getting up and turning the knob. So show us that smile one more time, move on up to the East Side, and come to the show where everybody still knows your name. Twitter- @2BContinuedShow

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HYKI welcomed hardcore standup comic Asie Mohtarez into our midtown studio rental to talk about pretty much everything under the sun including:

• The NYC Comedy Scene
• Her Past, Present and Future
• TWIB (The Week In Bateman): More gay quotes
• How to Get a Kiss from Tom Selleck (again!)
• Celebrity Discount: Josh Radner vs. Jason Biggs
• HYDKI (Hey you didn't know it): Hey Greece, lenders want collateral...
• Advice on Advice: How to Deal with Customer Service
• Headscarf Brawl at Rye Playland
• Would you date a redhead?
• y mucho mas
• Please enjoy

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Asie Mohtarez is an Iranian-American comedian living and performing in New York City.  She began studying improv and acting after several failed attempts at fulfilling her immigrant parents' American dreams of her becoming a doctor-lawyer-engineer. You can find Miss Mohtarez performing stand-up around the city at Comix, Comic Strip Live, Broadway Comedy Club and The New York Comedy Club. She's been featured on CNN, the Boston Women's Comedy Festival, Glamour, Time Out NY and NY Magazine and blogs regularly asie.tumblr.com. Twitter- @AwesomeAsie.

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The Virgin Lambright

We spent time in the studio with virgin, Alexis Lambright talking about all things virginal including: "The Alexis Lambright Tell-A-Thon: Combating Adult Virginity" at the Magnet Theater (Fri. 9/23, 7pm).

In our little chat we touch on these salacious topics:

• The Virginity Myth
• Technical Virginity
• Hymens
• Sexy Advice on Advice
• The Matter of Size
• Steven Hawking
• A Nun's Habit
• How Not to Give it Away
• y mucho mas

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Alexis Lambright is an Ohio-born actor/improviser living in Brooklyn.  Alexis has studied and performed improv at the Magnet Theater and the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. She is the creator of the one-woman show "The Alexis Lambright Tell-A-Thon: Combating Adult Virginity" and she also performs with FUNKLE TODD, and all-female improv group. Follow her on Twitter @AlexisLambright or friend her on the Book of Face.

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See, what you need to do is...

This very special HYKI is all advice all the time. In fact, one might say it's advice gone wild. If you are ready for some hot real advice on advice action, you are in the right place. We critique advice on:

• Ladies' Choice: How to Negotiate when Buying a Car (Dr. Phil)
• Lockdown Love: Waiting for a Man in the Clink (Anon)
• Take my Son, Please: Boarding a Neighbor's Kid (Mrs. Web)
• The Dead Beat Club: Cutting off a Sister (Ask Amy)
• This Charming Man: Dealing with His Schlongy Friend (Mrs. Web)

Please Enjoy

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Huzzah, HYKI Gets Medieval on your Hindparts

• A great debate on the merits of the Maryland and Tuxedo, NY Renn Faires
• Discount Celebrities: Rosario "Big Mouth" Dawson vs. Zoe " black Salt" Soldana
• TWIB (The Week In Bateman): Jason Bateman is no Scott Baio
• HYDKI: Girls Gone Wild founder in hot co-ed water
• Advice on Advice: How to "Deal" with Lawyers in your Co-op
• Diamonds at Costco
• some surprising intra-segment music
• an "Easter egg"
• y mucho mas

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On August 30th, 2011 HYKI Turned 1!

In honor of one whole year on the planet we bring you the birthday show.

• Birthday Advice on Advice
• Full-Priced Celebrity Birthdays
• A 40K Bday party for a one year old...in Staten Island
• How we like to celebrate our respective birthdays
• Many, many thanks to all

Please enjoy.

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Back on the scene, both crispy and clean.

And, we're back. Just in time for lunch.

Snack on this:

• TWIB: (the week in bateman) Find out what "decent" actor Jason Bateman is up to this week.
• Advice on Advice: We critique some horrid advice on how to deal with cheap ass in-laws.
• Discount Celebrity: Tom Green vs. Jamie Kennedy (shouldn't they be free?).
• HYDKI (hey you didn't know it): A man tries to buy illegal drugs online and gets ripped off. Who knew?
• Listener feedback: Two iTunes reviews and one gripe
• Hunger strikes. What's the deal?
• Native American paybacks. Get sovereign with it.
• and much, much more...

Please enjoy.

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Now Weekly and with 15 Pieces of Flair

We are sticking to our schedule of a new show each Monday. Get ready for episode 14 wherein Jacquetta discovers how to use garageband and Katie figures how to make a recording studio with her bare hands. Also, learn about the following in our regular segments:

• This Week in Bateman: a new quote about gay people because he just won't quit
• Advice on Advice: How to Make Friends, but not really
• HYDKI (hey, you didn't know it): Exiting Workers are More Disgruntled
• Discount Celebrity: Jason Statham vs. Daniel Craig. We think Craig is seriously biting on his style with Cowboys & Aliens

But wait there's more!

• Is the military teaching cockroaches to dance?
• Flash mobs- how they started and how they went ballistic in Philly
• 50 people get nude for 1 minute on Wall Street and they call it art
• Filthy money that smells like, well, you know...
• listener mail
• transitional music

y mucho mas...

Please enjoy.

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Coming to you weekly, as promised!

Here we are at lucky episode 13 and our home-podcasting skills have already matured in two episodes. Tune in to hear why:

• Jason Bateman declares that by definition "gay is smart"
• good editing skills are the best cure for narcissism
• Kevin (de)Kline is almost twice the actorman as Hank "Gargamel" Azaria
• you just can't run like a banshee
• modern toilets are as good as they ought to get
• yet another animal escaped a NYC zoo
• the new debt deal does NOT matter
• and much, much more

Plus a surprising sound effect.

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Oy, we made it. HYKI is back and we promise never to leave you at the off ramp like that again. HKYI has gone DIY. Sisters are doing it digitally for themselves and we'll be bringing you a new episodes each and every week. Bear and learn with us as we navigate the tricky e-waters of home podcasting. But what we may lack in tech savvy we will make up for with sheer rapier wit-and we learn fast.

So without further ado we bring you our twelfth episode featuring 2 new segments:

The Week in Bateman: Updates on the actor we love to support, but whom we don't actually love or find sexually attractive.

Hey, you DIDN"T know it: Reportage on oblivious people living among us.

And off course, we have these old chestnuts: Advice on Advice & Discount Celebrity Corner

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This is a true story my grandmother told me as a child: Grandma was a teenager during prohibition, living in Pennsylvania. Her family owned a vinyard, and by law they were only allowed to make wine for the church. Even though it was illegal, they made extra to sell to the cathouse down the road. Under the cover of night, grandma would function as a lookout. The son of the whoremaster would drive over and make the pickup. After a few visits, the son asked grandma out to dinner. He took her to a dark, remote restaurant and ushered her to a table in the shadows. Sitting at the table, grandma burst out in tears. She thought that her father sold her off to the cathouse proprietor to work as a whore, and that she was being taken away for good. But it turned out they were just out on a date! Boy, did they have a good laugh!

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We take things back to 1967 and kick it old school. In the meantime we discuss the wide wide world of hate, peace in the Middle East (ha) the gay 90s, trucker etiquette, rentafriend.com, the executive elevator, Kentucky's Ark Park, listener mail, the discount Thor movie, Richard Greico vs. you know who, James Spader vs. Peter Sarsgaard, the one reason a man should do Yoga, how to find your purpose in 20 minutes, advice on advice and a whole lot more. Please enjoy.

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In our last episode, one of our listeners asked us to help define the distinction between ghetto and white trash.  And while we're at it, what about, guidos and red necks? We can't ignore them either. So we developed a handy spreadsheet for you to use as a guide. If you want to know what category you fall into, know that if your lifestyle reflects 14 out of the 20 variables presented, you belong to that happy group! So get to it, y'all!

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Well, obviously we made it. Or we have been left behind and by we I mean you as well. In this episode recorded during the May 21st 2011 Non-Rapture event Jacquetta and Katie read actual listener mail and reveal their drag queen names. They dish the dirt on such diverse topics as easing in and out of a cleanse, the gay agenda on mass transit, how to survive the "rapture", atheist dog rescue, white trash vs. ghetto, weave snatching, how to trick/pick up a man, Hobo with a Shotgun vs. Hellboy, Jon Cryer and Matt Broderick: snivelers or not, the swagger of Sheen, and a little more.

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In Episode 9, we examine the conspiracy theory of the "Lizard People"--alien lizard humanoids living among earthlings (somewhat) undetected. Some claim these Lizard People secretly control humanity and strive for world domination. You know the type: Queen Elizabeth, both Presidents Bush, and of course, Kris Kristofferson. One listener of HYKI offered her two cents on the topic, which we will share with you--on the condition that we preserve her anonymity: Dear HYKI: Let me preface this note by saying that I, myself, am not a member of the Reptilian Order. I can state this for a fact as I do not occupy a position of power and am currently a drain on society collecting unemployment. That said, I am well acquainted with several people who may indeed be Reptilian. This includes but is not limited to friends of our family who have attended Andover, Yale, and Oxford and is now a major player in an investment bank (!!!). That particular person is not, however the subject of this note. I refer, instead, to a doctor friend of mine. He prepped with my cousin in boarding school in California, and later attended college in Vermont. Interestingly, his father said to him his junior year of high school, "Get a B average and I'll get you into Harvard." Said friend did not avail himself of his father's offer, but both of his siblings did. This friend is a member of a certain "Outdoor Club". A peculiar California institution that has been profiled by none other than Vanity Fair Magazine! If that doesn't wreak of lizard breath, I don't know what does! My cousin and I have endeavored to get our friend to strip down to his true Reptilian skin. He has thus far refused our advances. I have no fear that he will one day relent and show us his shiny, shiny scales. And on that day, my dear HYKI, the truth of the Reptilian Order will be revealed! Yours, A Friend (of HYKI)

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The results are in on the "Actor with the Best Yell Poll, inspirational drag queens like Shangela Laquifah Wadley, how to look thinner using pinstripes, architectural features and a loud voice, curing hoarding with kerosene and a match, Katie's broke-ass childhood summer games, Jacquetta - theatre school drop out, street whisperers, bachelorette party time machine, dropping trou, a thriller themed male review, The Rock vs Vin Diesel, and a lot more.

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